I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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