All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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