I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
A bitchslap is in order.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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