what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
