You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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