its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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