so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
