I murdered the dance floor call the cops
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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