Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
