Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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