We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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