think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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