people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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