I skipped work to stalk him.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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