It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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