I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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