Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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