a queef is a wish your heart makes.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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