How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
The ass gains better be worth it
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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