p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize
