Got a toothbrush?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
COCAINE IS GR8
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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