the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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