If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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