Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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