You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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