Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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