once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
whose ass print is on the piano?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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