Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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