what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
birth control should be required to get into college
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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