hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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