McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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