Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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