I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I cockslap morals
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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