Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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