so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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