This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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