I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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