so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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