he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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