i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
lets start a swedish sibling band together
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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