I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i think i have herpe
just one?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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