You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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