Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
