How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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