Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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