i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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