if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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