nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I want her autograph on my taint
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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