We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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