their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Randomize
