David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
